Tiana Lavrova Porter
Becausenessesence Barbell-toothed, Cattolican Hagia, arachnid-esophageal Sophia’s are the putrid, winged-pad husk of incorrigibly SupraSurlimnedmoralitude Postawsdoms of Postnatureism: a chiropractic, Jesuit winter solstice gloated and suffering the indigestion of spell-checking Burberry, a pro-nucleus skating rink where glossolalic Play-Dough wrings its-ISMS Georgian-scripted globus, and a sea of Platonic Forms crashes like a Geodesic dome of gingivitis, sufferingMetrika Becausenessesence of the GalaktikosIslandisms of Rocket WoxMan, where the PostSurLiminalia of the levels of conscioGenesisiaification mereotoscopically sublimate an antithesis-synthesis of endemikai okradaium leveling above the craniums of bodily fluid playing symbolically with their ice-berg lettuce nakedness until the Comet Hyakutake is still-born in the birth canal of Galean-inspired Mesodermodons not of Bouban Spiritaulistlogist Delusionalisma, but swaths of Threeism pointillist threeism repeating: itisms surliminiycrickified Logographememeticians converted twight the Great Flood of polyglotticeseified Oceaniacentricificationia’s —Craneified Oxleryingdom in a lumberjack funnel’s criticalizable Epocheificatoion, whose dimorphism will consist of an omega-3-rich uterus: “THIS - is a Dasein alphabet soup salad in avoidant, Post-Canadiana PRE-Dreamcatcherification-Corncuscupuloifeddreamscapelings.” (translated).
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Tiana Lavrova Porter is a 21 year old Canadian Surrealist poet and aspiring philosopher. She plans to study Futurology and become a co-inventor. She also has an interest in playwriting and screenwriting.